1. All content on this website, unless otherwise stated, is the creation and intellectual property of Ronald R. Watt (“the author”). Material that is specifically credited to additional contributors (e.g. collaborations) is the joint property of the author and the stated collaborator(s).Reproduction of this material on the internet is permitted on the condition that due credit be given where appropriate. Reproduction in any other medium is forbidden without prior consent from the author.Material submitted to any feature becomes the property of the author, and may be reproduced by the author on the internet, in print or in other media. Actual names will not be used unless explicitly requested otherwise.The author has attempted to preserve the original dates of creation for all material posted to this website. The date associated with a specific entry is understood to be its original publishing date and, as such, its copyright date. 

2. The material on this website is intended for entertainment purposes. The opinions expressed by contributors, collaborators and the author’s own fictional constructs may not reflect the opinions of the author.Further, some events depicted as true-to-life may be embellished for the sake of entertainment. As with most entertainment, certain aspects may resemble actual events, but the overall intent is to entertain and not necessarily to provide a factual account of the author’s life. 

3. Material appearing on this website that is not the intellectual property of the author, in the form of images, characters and other entities, is intended as parody and is assumed to be protected under the laws governing parody.  In the event that this assumption has been made in error, the author asks that the copyright holder contact him directly to provide specific instructions. 

4. Any identity-sensitive information collected via this website (or associated sites) including (but not limited to) reader submissions, comments and/or merchandise sales will not be shared by the author with any outside entities. The author uses what he feels are secure methods of sharing this information when necessary (e.g. merchandise sales though Big Cartel), but cannot be personally held accountable should these outside sources fail somehow.5. Any questions or concerns should be directed to the author, who can be contacted via the means provided in the “contact” link.