a) They had nothing to do with the advice/commentary column known as Sarcastic Voyage and

b) Stitching together ten minutes of uneven material meant that only the most patient people would bother downloading the entire thing, only to be disappointed by about 75% of what was there.

So I decided to post it all individually. And then I realized that a lot of it wasn't very good, so I whittled it down to the least objectionable stuff of the lot.

There's a bit of everything here, really: completely ficticious comedy skits, fairly real recordings of telephone calls and the ever-inclusive "other." One of these days, I may even post some new material — maybe even the radio play I keep threatening to produce. Until that time, I offer you this — the best of my ventures into the aural realm, in convenient MP3 format (aside from one stubborn file that remains in Real format). Enjoy!