RealBaby™ seems so real— because it is!  

At AAlgar Toys, we understand that the hottest gift this holiday season isn't Barbie or G.I. Joe— it's realistic baby dolls! So while other toy companies tinker with crude artificial intelligence technology and oft-malfunctioning motors, we've cut straight to the heart of the matter and made available what every parent really wants to give their child— an actual baby!

That's right! RealBaby™ is just what the name says— a real, live baby! Through means that are probably better left a trade secret, we have obtained a number of "black market" eastern European babies. The babies arrive at our factory, where they are immediately shrink-wrapped and boxed up for you, the consumer!

RealBaby™ isn't just a one-trick doll. It does everything those other dolls do— cry, spit up, crawl, babble... even poop. And as an extra incentive, RealBaby™ reinforces the need for constant attention that a real baby would! No other toy will teach your child the joys of being a parent so effectively!

RealBaby™ — no other dolls are so lifelike. We guarantee it!

RealBaby™ is available only through AAlgar Toys. Hurry! Supplies are extremely limited!