AAlgAir flies only our patented GX-808 airliners, all of which are built with comfort as the number one priority. How are we any different from any other airliner? Simple. The mid-section of a GX-808 borrows from that model of English genius, the double-decker bus. Since our seating plan "stacks" four levels of seats vertically, we’re able to place everyone on the outer edge of the aircraft with plenty of legroom to spare! In this way, not only does the GX-808 seat more passengers than any of our competitors, but we also manage to have the widest aisles as well. What could be better?

There’s nothing worse than losing yourself in the otherworldliness of a good book, only to be suddenly jarred away by the constant observations of your pilot. AAlgAir understands that you just get on a plane to get from one place to another— you couldn’t care less if it happens to be passing over Lake Huron or the so-called "Grand" Canyon. That’s why we’ve installed friendly "pilot announcement" lights on all of our aircraft. Whenever the captain of your flight wishes to announce upcoming turbulence or the fact that his hometown is 30,000 feet below, a little light will come on above your seat. If you wish to hear what he has to say, simply connect a set of headphones to the jack provided and listen away. Otherwise, keep sleeping. We’ll wake you when we get there!

AAlgAir can bring you these costly innovations by once again daring to venture into territory that other airlines have been unwilling to touch— corporate sponsorship. Your flight may occasionally experience unusual amounts of turbulence if we happen to take on a skywriting contract, but we’ll make up for it by providing the most comfortable flight at the cheapest price going! Trust us, it’s worth it! Because flying shouldn’t be such a pain in the ass™!